Girl: So, which way do we go?
Boy: [lugging case behind him] Look! Thereâ€™s signs further up.
Girl: Oh, yes, the big pink siâ€¦ [steeplechases up to them] Oh.
Boy: [shouting over] Whatâ€™s the matter?
Girl: I donâ€™t understand. How do weâ€¦?
Boy: How do we, what? Just see which way they are pointiâ€¦ [catches up] Oh.
Girl: Maybe itâ€™s like Harry Potter. You know, that bit where he goes to where heâ€™s supposed to go and find platform 9¾, and itâ€™s not there, but when he stands up really close to it, it suddenly is.
Boy: Or that bit at the beginning of Labyrinth where Sarah thinks sheâ€™s looking at this endless brick wall, but thereâ€™s actually a way through.
Girl: Then she finds David Bowie in those tight leggings.
Boy: Are you OK?
Girl: Erm, yes, just thinking about David Bowie in those leggings.
Girl: Theyâ€™d be pretty good for the pole vault.
Chief Sports Reporter: Jude Rogers